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http://chicagohumanities.org – See more Chicago Humanities Festival events. World-renowned historian and cultural critic Simon Schama is best known as the dr… Video Rating: 4 / 5
In the pre-revolution Russia. Meir Schneerson is asked by a judge: “Name?”- ” Meir Schneerson”- “residence?” ” Charkiw” “Profession?” “Dealer of old metal” “Religion?”
“Your honour, I told you my name is Meir Schneerson, old-metal-dealer from Charkiw and you ask me about my religion. Do you think im Buddhist?”
A Rabbi a priest and an Imam get together to raise money for their religions. The priest draws a circle, throws up some money and says what falls inside the circle is for Jesus, and surely some money lands in the circle. Then the Imam throws up some money and says what falls outside the circle Is for Allah, and even more money is raised. The Rabbi then eraces the circle, throws up money and says: Whatever haShem wants He can keep, but what falls down is mine.
VeilerDark
April 16th, 2013 at 7:16 am
you had forgotten the quantum mechanics’ jokes!!!
try that some other time please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🙂
have fun
gog mclaine
April 16th, 2013 at 7:27 am
In the pre-revolution Russia. Meir Schneerson is asked by a judge: “Name?”- ” Meir Schneerson”- “residence?” ” Charkiw” “Profession?” “Dealer of old metal” “Religion?”
“Your honour, I told you my name is Meir Schneerson, old-metal-dealer from Charkiw and you ask me about my religion. Do you think im Buddhist?”
DarkHero420
April 16th, 2013 at 7:35 am
You know why Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free.
LJD25
April 16th, 2013 at 7:43 am
What a vain bastard…
saskuerere
April 16th, 2013 at 8:10 am
lol
TheMrmovies1997
April 16th, 2013 at 9:06 am
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette’s suffering girlfriend for years now.
I always wondered what kept them together.
Then I saw the swear jar.
kankeraj
April 16th, 2013 at 9:49 am
wierdos…….
lagiero
April 16th, 2013 at 10:33 am
that was shit not even funny
Chandler Hecht
April 16th, 2013 at 10:59 am
As a Jew, I would like to say
HAHAHAHAHA! That’s really good!!!
Bobbylicious3000
April 16th, 2013 at 11:19 am
Quick joke about jews and Brooklyn youtube.com/watch?v=jq2I978nnEk
TruthRisingful100
April 16th, 2013 at 11:33 am
Why the jews have big noses?
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because air is for free xDD
thumbs up if you like that joke!
Lucas Mcadams
April 16th, 2013 at 11:35 am
how was copper wire invented? two jews fighting over a penny.
komooter
April 16th, 2013 at 11:43 am
I’m jewish and I laughed
theali515
April 16th, 2013 at 11:43 am
im offensive and i find this jewish
countingmx
April 16th, 2013 at 12:36 pm
Best part: 47:52
RIVE2006
April 16th, 2013 at 12:54 pm
A Rabbi a priest and an Imam get together to raise money for their religions. The priest draws a circle, throws up some money and says what falls inside the circle is for Jesus, and surely some money lands in the circle. Then the Imam throws up some money and says what falls outside the circle Is for Allah, and even more money is raised. The Rabbi then eraces the circle, throws up money and says: Whatever haShem wants He can keep, but what falls down is mine.
smithhedgehog
April 16th, 2013 at 1:19 pm
I wish the guy doing the sound effect would shut up!!
vikramkrishnan
April 16th, 2013 at 2:11 pm
Ok Simon, we get it; Jews circumcise their kids. Now can I have my time back
pageois
April 16th, 2013 at 2:58 pm
I wish the jerkoff witht he walking stick would just sit the fuck down and let the other guy to get on with it.
myloverisbillmurray
April 16th, 2013 at 3:46 pm
this is either the best kind of lecture or the worst kind of cabaret!
spankycorkforker
April 16th, 2013 at 4:40 pm
jewish jokes aren’t funny unless they are racist
thegreatmonster
April 16th, 2013 at 5:33 pm
this video is really lousy,
the only really funny joke is at 22.32, the rest suck
FriedEggsandChips
April 16th, 2013 at 6:29 pm
Wow, the title for this should be:
“Simon Schama gets wasted drunk and rants on and on and on and on and on and ON and ON AND ON . . . “