I came, I saw, I cocked it up…and I started again!
Syracuse Basketball Coach Jim Boeheim puts on a show during his post game press conference following the Syracuse – Georgetown game on 1/25/10
Video Rating: 4 / 5
This is the most famous standup act of Russian-born standup comedian (and psychologist) Yakov Smirnoff who emigrated to the USA and became famous there. In this act (performed for The Dangerfield’s, at the 9th Annual Young Comedians Special) he’s talking about his moving to the USA and the problems of settling down in a new country. I should say it’s a must for any standup-lovers, but, I guess all of you have already seen is a zillion times 🙂 If, by any chance you haven’t – enjoy 🙂 Update: I corrected the mistakes some of the comments mentioned. Thanks. If you see any other mistakes, please, let me know in a comment, so I can correct them, too. I’m planning to replace the whole original subtitle which is hard to read, this way.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
whatwhaaaaat
October 19th, 2011 at 6:58 pm
@arequipa1 calhoun calipari crookidari
whatwhaaaaat
October 19th, 2011 at 7:41 pm
@arequipa1 calhoun calipari crookidari
jsalvie2323
October 19th, 2011 at 8:06 pm
@noxid56 im the minister at that church
theone2225
October 19th, 2011 at 8:21 pm
@rescue141x fail
davew0927
October 19th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
@rescue141x And how did that work out for them?
crunchnut21
October 19th, 2011 at 9:20 pm
@noxid56 well that didn’t happen Wanted Butler after they won in Elite Eight
rescue141x
October 19th, 2011 at 9:57 pm
rofl all this talk about Syracuse and Kentucky. Who’s out of the Tourney? Syracuse? Who is still in it? Kentucky? That’s what I thought.
arequipa1
October 19th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
calhoun calipari
gig1029
October 19th, 2011 at 11:02 pm
Look out world
that ole orange train is rollin down the tracks once again
JCaShh
October 19th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
we love jimmy
Schiehsl3
October 19th, 2011 at 11:29 pm
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPPEAR ON THE SCREEN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
tfrbills
October 20th, 2011 at 12:11 am
CUSE IS LOOOOSE
invicta420
October 20th, 2011 at 12:24 am
Not true. I haven’t thought KY would win the NC for a long time. However I think they have a really good chance this year.
Fatkaty
October 20th, 2011 at 12:42 am
I’m really happy that you’re a polite commenter, but I respectfully disagree.
TheCardCheat
October 20th, 2011 at 1:25 am
Every year Kentucky fans are sure their team will win the national title. More often than not, they have sucked since Pitino’s players left UK ten years ago.
wgcgolf
October 20th, 2011 at 2:01 am
HAAHAAHA keep dreaming Kentucky doesn’t have a chance…they are too young and inexperienced to win 6 in a row against good teams.
invicta420
October 20th, 2011 at 2:14 am
I thumbs up’d you for being a good fan and believing in your team, however I have to disagree. Kentucky will win the Championship. I’ve never been more sure. Big Blue Nation!
noxid56
October 20th, 2011 at 2:17 am
CUSE is my religion. Nati’l Champs in 2010, baby!
sox07gurl
October 20th, 2011 at 2:40 am
go cuse =]
casplash4
October 20th, 2011 at 2:47 am
boeheim is alsum! ORANGMEN
yahlers
October 20th, 2011 at 2:54 am
Cuse is in the house, OMG OMG!
Cuse is in the house, OMG OMG!
bfennema05
October 20th, 2011 at 3:25 am
I don’t like Cuse at all, but Jim Boeheim is the man. He is one hell of a coach and can recruit like no other. He is a legend.
DeathstarGalactica
October 20th, 2011 at 4:25 am
Jim Boeheim is a legend!
ixcuincle
October 20th, 2011 at 4:31 am
JB23Rewls
fastlane042
October 20th, 2011 at 4:36 am
classic
theyearofourlordig88
October 20th, 2011 at 5:30 am
IN HIGH SCHOOL I WENT TO A PARTY AND JACKED OFF IN A GIRLS SMIRNOFF ICE WHICH SHE LATER DRANK AND FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS OF SCHOOL I WAS CALLED JACKOFF SMIRNOFF
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 6:28 am
Good afternoon to you, too.
bio
EatMyWetJuicyTurd
October 20th, 2011 at 6:50 am
u fucking idiot u putting up the subtitles before he speaks it completely spoils it moron
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 6:59 am
I have corrected the mistakes you pointed out in the comments. Sorry for the rather ugly note-formation, that’s the best I could do…
bio
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 7:41 am
@IamMrFat Hi, that was only a mistake on my part – others told me it’s supposed to be “twelve words”. Sadly, I cannot correct that – and other mistakes I’ve made.
bio
IamMrFat
October 20th, 2011 at 8:00 am
0:18 what are tall words?
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 8:30 am
@TheAbuazza Yep. Guy’s simply great.
TheAbuazza
October 20th, 2011 at 9:24 am
that was hilarious!!!!! great video:-D
rleb09
October 20th, 2011 at 10:20 am
@bioLarzen Another word for pad is sanitary napkin.
ashthegreat
October 20th, 2011 at 11:13 am
Dirty ending but one of the best comedy acts I have ever seen.
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 11:20 am
@Feelitoff
Yeah 🙂 But we at least know people in Russia make fun of Cleveland 😀
Feelitoff
October 20th, 2011 at 11:34 am
Nice jokes, tovarishch! But you never know how in Russia people joke about America ))
DIM0RI
October 20th, 2011 at 12:25 pm
@FredIsMyName22 I understand it better if there are subtitles, expecially when he is speaking with an accent
StandupComedyCenter
October 20th, 2011 at 1:08 pm
What a comedian!
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 1:18 pm
@drugsnbeer One of my favourite ones, too.
bio
drugsnbeer
October 20th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
“In Russia we make fun of Cleveland.” That one took me off guard. Good timing.
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
@GetHotGirls Hi, “New Freedom” is a feminine hygiene pad brand – just like Stayfree. You’ll find period New Freedom ads if you search YouTube for “new freedom maxi pads” . And it looks vaguely like a napkin – what he’s saying there is that he didn’t realize it was that feminine hygiene product, but thought it was napkins.
bio
GetHotGirls
October 20th, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Hi I want to ask what did he mean when he said freedom in the box ( my guess its condoms ) and what is the napkins he said at the end please explain
pampers?
ooMatttyooo
October 20th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
omg this was soo funny
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
@FredIsMyName22
Hi,
think of two things:
– deaf persons;
– people who don’t speak English so well, so they don’t understand everything.
The same reasons you find subtitles AND audio in the same languages on DVD’s.
bio
FredIsMyName22
October 20th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
He is speaking English, why do we need subtitles? (Yes, in Soviet Russia, English speak You, in Soviet Russia, subtitles need YOU)
NastyHick
October 20th, 2011 at 5:32 pm
This guys sucks
linkofblue
October 20th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
@Tokador You spelled “American” wrong
MattAHTatTat
October 20th, 2011 at 6:31 pm
Back when Russia was American enemy #1…now he performs in Branson…WHAD’A COUNTRY!
bioLarzen
October 20th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
(Though, coming to think of it I said I’d correct the mistakes – of course I won’t – not technically possible I’m afraid :D)
bio