I came, I saw, I cocked it up…and I started again!
Ever heard the one about the jeordie woman who woke up one day with a Jamaican accent? Omid Djalili has all the details in this funny video from his one man BBC stand up show. Contains strong language.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
A young Sarah Silverman doing some standup in 1992.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
gkgkgkgkgkkgk
July 21st, 2012 at 7:30 pm
Lots of Polish immigrants in the UK
yousini
July 21st, 2012 at 8:11 pm
i dont get the polish plumber joke
soopafreek101
July 21st, 2012 at 8:33 pm
he is not muslim you islamists!
RealXFool
July 21st, 2012 at 9:32 pm
Dzien-dobry rozumiem po polski
jendobre rosuemie poe poelski
means – i understand polish.
Can someone translate the French and Spanish thing? 😉
OnVentUK
July 21st, 2012 at 10:11 pm
<3
ShadowOmid
July 21st, 2012 at 11:02 pm
Haha. =D
OnVentUK
July 21st, 2012 at 11:44 pm
i can’t handle that much craziness
ShadowOmid
July 21st, 2012 at 11:45 pm
This is really crazy… My name is Omid and i come from Iran too =O.. But im not a comedian. =D
cuzlifegoeson
July 21st, 2012 at 11:56 pm
i would slap him upside the head for a piece of cabbage…lol
teameymelli1
July 22nd, 2012 at 12:31 am
striking resemblance!
teameymelli1
July 22nd, 2012 at 12:51 am
Thanks I love you too. LOL
gooduH786
July 22nd, 2012 at 1:09 am
that yusuf guy from the ballad of gay tony this guy plays his voice!
AidanAdam97
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:09 am
Carragher…brought me here..
Persianboy16
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:24 am
WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGA PENIS!
krawiecluk
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:41 am
He’s polish its better than mine …and I’m polish
BountyHunter84G
July 22nd, 2012 at 3:26 am
He’s in GTA 4
ThingsWeSaidToday
July 22nd, 2012 at 3:59 am
1:45 ‘ELLO JOHN GOT A NEW MOTOR
MrSkorpionek
July 22nd, 2012 at 4:24 am
dzien dobry, rozumiem po polski :Þ
Acrux Solus
July 22nd, 2012 at 4:59 am
He looks like an Iranian version of Dara O’Briain.
ianman6
July 22nd, 2012 at 5:39 am
NO SUCH THING AS A THING
speebyda
July 22nd, 2012 at 5:53 am
Oh god I hope you’re joking, otherwise that has to be the most inane comment I’ve ever seen on YouTube. Not the rudest or most offensive nothing like that, just the dumbest.
byrus1
July 22nd, 2012 at 6:22 am
Anyone knows that cabbge goes with coffe, not tea 😛
6aviota
July 22nd, 2012 at 6:54 am
As a Spaniard, I loved his cliché rendition of Spanish accent… (actually more Mexican… but who cares). This guy is the best vaccine against xenophobia…
Annoying1234567
July 22nd, 2012 at 7:22 am
Search it up, dumbfuck.
thesuperbeast46
July 22nd, 2012 at 7:44 am
NO SUCH THING AS A SYNDROME
jew berg
July 22nd, 2012 at 8:32 am
shes so pretty, like sooooo pretty, but so trashy….
toblerusseta
July 22nd, 2012 at 9:15 am
looking good Sarah - 20 years ago
wospanzer
July 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 am
oh cool, these were the days Sarah was sleeping her way to her own tv show
TeenCretin
July 22nd, 2012 at 9:54 am
The male equivalent for Sarah, in comedic talent, is Jamie Farr.
BillKiernan
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:05 am
‘It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if that gives them certain rights. It’s no more than a whine. It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. “I’m offended by that.” Well, so fucking what?’ —Stephen Fry
JDezi4
July 22nd, 2012 at 11:04 am
The things I would eat out of her ass…
NFLGuru22
July 22nd, 2012 at 11:27 am
She sounds a little bit like Stephanie McMahon when she was younger. Not quite as high pitched though.
Only SLIGHTLY more funny than she has been for years, but still a loser gutter snipe.
MissSlyFoxHound1
July 22nd, 2012 at 11:32 am
Sarah is funnier than you will ever be so stop being a fucking troll and get off your lazy ass and try to be as successful as her than we will might tolerate the shit coming from your mouth.
MissSlyFoxHound1
July 22nd, 2012 at 11:57 am
Sarah is funnier than you will ever be so stop being a fucking troll so get off your lazy ass and try to be a successful comedian than we will see what you have to say.
CrucifixionxX
July 22nd, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Sarah Silverman fucking sucks at everything she does you guys are a bunch of fucking losers go fucking kill yourselves.
mjnovwild
July 22nd, 2012 at 12:51 pm
god i wanna plow her
UnfathomableThoughts
July 22nd, 2012 at 1:45 pm
OMG, YES!
TheVisionary84
July 22nd, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Damn she was never funny.
AllHeilKitler
July 22nd, 2012 at 1:57 pm
funny jokes, bad follow up
smyle4mefish
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:07 pm
Robyn Hastings
SirCronusofficial
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:55 pm
you know?…
irbb07
July 22nd, 2012 at 3:20 pm
there where few funny comedies to begin with even fewer now sence the funny 1 r dead r arent funny anymore.
irbb07
July 22nd, 2012 at 3:38 pm
ya they do man.
irbb07
July 22nd, 2012 at 4:02 pm
i total aggre with u on that .
Blueforce707
July 22nd, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Yes!
PigBloodCrash
July 22nd, 2012 at 4:29 pm
How can you say that?
With classics like: Mind of Mencia, The T-Bone and Trucker Show, The Daily Show with Craig Kilborne, The Showbiz Show with David Spade, Win Ben Stein’s Money…
Only the comedic elite are accepted here.
Then again, she was also on Mr. Show, and it is still one of the best comedy sketch shows ever made.
SKStylez
July 22nd, 2012 at 4:51 pm
yah, u have a point there
darkknight07100
July 22nd, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Of course. But if they ever did a live action Harley Quinn…
SKStylez
July 22nd, 2012 at 6:10 pm
but Harley Quinn alraedy has one of the best voices in the industry =
April4th1984
July 22nd, 2012 at 6:41 pm
I’ve never found her to be very funny. But, lack of talent never stopped Comedy Central from promoting anyone.