I came, I saw, I cocked it up…and I started again!
I love this Australian comic, he’s hilarious! Please comment, rate, thumbs up, quote, subscribe or whatever!
Video Rating: 4 / 5
Guys, I have a new favourite comedian… SIMON EVANS!!! Please comment, rate, thumbs up, quote, subscribe or whatever!
Video Rating: 4 / 5
joshyfowler1997
April 1st, 2012 at 6:53 pm
`If there is a fire, FUCK YOU, FCK THE LOT OF YOU!
chicka4766
April 1st, 2012 at 7:14 pm
button 3 LMFAO
button 5 I am from AUSTRALIA
button 7 WTF AHAH
button 9 Good Point
MattyMicko
April 1st, 2012 at 7:16 pm
Fuck you , fuck the lot of ya’s
MrVonnoobie
April 1st, 2012 at 8:04 pm
Only got rid of us cause we so awesome ^^
theseasonofsun
April 1st, 2012 at 8:10 pm
hahahaha, can’t tell if you’re serious or not? but its “fuck you, fuck all of you”
mopsmopped101
April 1st, 2012 at 9:04 pm
Fck you, fck the … sorry, what? Can an Aussi translate that? 😀
zoerickard
April 1st, 2012 at 9:54 pm
Gotta get boring for him to tell same story again and again.. For any commedian
Akiithebest
April 1st, 2012 at 9:56 pm
without a doubt!!
Sagle93
April 1st, 2012 at 10:52 pm
has anyone else noticed that the Australian High Commission in London is across the road from the Royal Courts…. How convenient!!
Mikeybetts
April 1st, 2012 at 11:11 pm
scottish and aussies have the best senses of humor in the world
Themilldude
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:06 am
I’m aussie and i hate British dudes
EroStrom
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:35 am
Oh, hell no…
anton9990
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:08 am
Hooray for my country 😀
tarquin247
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:29 am
I thought it was put another shrimp on the barbeee
Solomonwantok
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:18 am
kinda reminds me of russell peters. I don’t know who did it first though
MsObscurum
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:00 am
i will keep some of the sign languages under my belt next time i talk to my Australian m8
LiamMcC100
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:22 am
in case of an emergency, fuck you, fuck all of yas!!!
mollyjbrooke
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:57 am
I know! I got two pics of me and him hugging, plus an autograph!
Iamlikesocool96
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:55 am
Funny Group Reaction to Paranormal Activity 3, its my second fav vid LOL, after this obviously:)
topgearfan1234567
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:13 am
no way! :D oh my god, you’re so lucky!
IIproductionsII
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:59 am
Yeah, I know all comedians do it, but they run the risk of people in the audience hearing them say that joke before.
mollyjbrooke
April 2nd, 2012 at 6:31 am
To be honest, most comedians have a load of jokes and stories which form the basis of virtually all their stand-up. They all have certain jokes and stories that they tell repeatedly. These are probably jokes and stories that they’ve told at past gigs and were received particularly well, ones they can fall back on if the routine hits a tough spot, or to start a routine. Ones they KNOW will get a laugh.
mollyjbrooke
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:26 am
Isn’t he… Can’t believe I got to hug him…
mollyjbrooke
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:45 am
Mine too! And I have his autograph and 2 pics taken of me with him!
PowerMadLabRat
April 2nd, 2012 at 7:57 am
So it’s quantity over quality for you then?
PowerMadLabRat
April 2nd, 2012 at 8:51 am
What a wonderful comedian!
BobTheMunificent
April 2nd, 2012 at 8:59 am
Why is there always some American, Canadian or Aussie saying “yeah, you know the Welsh and the English (they usually betray their total ignorance by saying “British”) or the Scots and the English/British hate each other, or some such shit. All the people of the UK get along fine – we all just love taking the piss out of each other is all.
We take the piss out of the people living in the next town if they were from Mars. Don’t get confused – it’s all in fun (well, almost always 😉 ).
symphonyjade
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:36 am
Both were littered with excellent punchlines
ifnotbrokewhyfix
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:48 am
simon evans is brilliant comedian, why is he hardly ever on tele??????
majesticmaniac
April 2nd, 2012 at 9:57 am
You sir along with a pathetic sense of humour, have a dick the size of the dislike bar.
mikemyers25
April 2nd, 2012 at 10:30 am
ok ok dont cry im just sayin
JJBeeBop
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:16 am
No shit…
mikemyers25
April 2nd, 2012 at 11:22 am
u copied that from another one of his shows
suzieblue1984
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:01 pm
if u watch ed byrne from the festival he only told one!!
jimbarbwe1985
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:10 pm
6 welsh have watched
goshootyaself5
April 2nd, 2012 at 12:55 pm
this guy is great but he told 2 jokes in 5 mins
69Gabe60
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Genius! subversive and genuinely funny – a relief from the unfunny mob out there.
A7XandSHIZZ
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 pm
obescycles :’)
minceandtotties
April 2nd, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Did resort to the f word once – excellent delivery and timing.
JJBeeBop
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:03 pm
This is all very well but where are his eyes?
XXcameronJames13XDXX
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:19 pm
well this guy is all good but where are his eyes… lol i love simon hes so funny.
Warrison
April 2nd, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I’ve seen him live twice in my tiny home town of South Molton, he is superb! Doubt he’ll be back again as he’s certainly taking off, rightly so.
OlitheMoomin
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:02 pm
I don’t think anyone really does. The rivalry has always been there, but I’ve only ever heard it played on for humour.
Colton8646
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:05 pm
Agreed the people I hate the most are those who try to create friction between any of the countries in Britain.
VanishingRock
April 2nd, 2012 at 3:21 pm
but this being a joke… GENIUS!!!
sgman182
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:06 pm
He’s so funny i saw this when it came on and i was in stitches, going to see him live next weekend and i can’t wait. 😀
MrLlanymddyfri
April 2nd, 2012 at 4:13 pm
u no shit all mate
one example of this is the inability to spell and another is to research.. nice one…these are the same people who hate “niggers”, “paki’s” and jews
shaaaaaaaaame on them
MrLlanymddyfri
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:00 pm
u no shit all mate
one example of this is the inability to spell or research nice on…these are the same people who hate blacks “paki’s” and jews
shaaaaaaaaame on them
MrLlanymddyfri
April 2nd, 2012 at 5:19 pm
5 people are middle management laqui’s who are embezzling!!
im welsh - liked it – and lolled at it so u lot can stfu