I came, I saw, I cocked it up…and I started again!
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Baman has a joke to tell Piderman so he tells him it!
Video Rating: 4 / 5






fl00dsm0k3
November 8th, 2011 at 7:28 am
i dont get it
fatzomungus
November 8th, 2011 at 8:04 am
lawl
FunnyGamerNERD
November 8th, 2011 at 8:16 am
A plane suddenly started to loose altitude, as it was out of fuel. A young woman stands up, takes off her clothes and shouts, “Who can make me feel like a woman before I die!” Then a man gets up, without missing a beat, takes of his shirt and says, ” Here, iron this.”
TMountainroad
November 8th, 2011 at 8:35 am
Narrator needs to speak clearly? That’s what makes it funny.
Brugar18
November 8th, 2011 at 8:39 am
a man went hunting one day. he walked through the woods and he saw a bear he draw his rifle and aimed to the bear, shot and missed. before he could reload the bear came to him and said:
-you tried to shoot me so i must rape you
the bear did what he said and went on his way. the hunter aimed the bear and tried to shoot him and he missed again and the bear came to him and said:
-now tell me… you didnt came here to hunt now did you?
Mincraftmodsrule
November 8th, 2011 at 8:48 am
On December 24,2006 at 8 o’clock in the morning, a boy by the name of Scott was found dead. No one Could come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails because his computer was on.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn’t repost a chain letter.if you don’t repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don’t wanna die
FLAG THIS AS SPAM SO THE OTHERS DON”T HAVE TO READ THIS
EliXD787
November 8th, 2011 at 8:58 am
my name is eli
Viper6454
November 8th, 2011 at 9:25 am
Another dull one.
MJ47106
November 8th, 2011 at 10:23 am
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON’T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES! If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour
shannongirl1221
November 8th, 2011 at 11:19 am
yes he does need to speak more clearly and tht was kind of fnny..but ot funny enough for me to actually laugh……………..but lolz
ZACKYBOY96
November 8th, 2011 at 11:35 am
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON’T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour
ZACKYBOY96
November 8th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER!!! BUT I LOVE MY MOM AND DON’T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES!
If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hour
sashadoo10
November 8th, 2011 at 12:45 pm
Anyone notice the lion looks like Eli?
TheInfotwins
November 8th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
the narrorater needs to speek more clearly
mrbzay99
November 8th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
fucking jokes…….
MustSeeShaneDawson
November 8th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
@commandercornish yea, i know. 4 months is a pretty long time.
IMIKKI247
November 8th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
I dont get I
MJ47106
November 8th, 2011 at 4:06 pm
who else dances at the beginning when the tune come on?
commandercornish
November 8th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
@MustSeeShaneDawson old joke man
MrIntelM
November 8th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
@TurtleBlastingOG
Ahaha
TheNYCbarbiegirl
November 8th, 2011 at 4:25 pm
@TurtleBlastingOG oh my god facepalm times 10
deathofpreyor
November 8th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
@PiPhiC u must admit thet it is really hard to listen what he is saying sometimes
PiPhiC
November 8th, 2011 at 5:05 pm
@deathofpreyor How dare you dis Eli!?
skaterjimjam
November 8th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
I like how you stole this from only fools and horses
deathofpreyor
November 8th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
the story teller is really annoying please make him speak normal and clearly
FatAlbert917
November 8th, 2011 at 7:15 pm
@FUKNBTCH I guess you ate all your potatoes XD. This episode made me laugh more than any other.
1mTheGoddamnBatman
November 8th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
Pumpkin is the best character in the show
airsoftpro1010
November 8th, 2011 at 8:35 pm
what do you get when youz eat all the patatoz
what
no patatos
lol
kellystclair1
November 8th, 2011 at 8:44 pm
Personally, i think the ad was the best part.
joshor123
November 8th, 2011 at 9:23 pm
@fuknbtch get a life because its obvious you dont have any and i dont care if your dyslexic, stop trying to be cool its as if your typing you comments with your nose…
Jrto66
November 8th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Piderman wrote happy winter friends.
shorttyyloveee
November 8th, 2011 at 9:41 pm
@FUKNBTCH it makes me laugh at how hard you’re trying to look with your shitty spelling and grammar. no one looks hard over a computer. you should DEFINITELY go back to first grade and learn correct punctuation, and grammar.
InDeepSchit
November 8th, 2011 at 10:06 pm
424 people ate all of their potatos
FUKNBTCH
November 8th, 2011 at 10:46 pm
@KawaiiEvoMii o no i’m not ignorant i just love it gives me absolute pleasure to c u flip out like this over one comment shows me how smart u really are. aaa what joy it brings my hart.
u c sweaty u give me ur energy, ur youtube rage feeds me cuz i’m a nerve sucking vampire. ur rage in powers me and gives me that same that u just gave away back to me.
so if u really want to go around telling me off ur welcome to u dumb little girl cuz it make me laugh how hard ur trying.
link3kokiri
November 8th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
I can’t believe I laughed at the punchline.
Classic.
KawaiiEvoMii
November 8th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
@FUKNBTCH Oh its because I have no life. DUMBASS. Why the fuck are you picking on him? Huh? Do YOU have no life? You obviously had nothing better to do than shit on him. And I’m not defending him, I’m just calling you out on your fucking ignorance.
mofunnyman
November 9th, 2011 at 12:34 am
And what if I say I don’t want to die?
jreilly716
November 9th, 2011 at 1:01 am
@mofunnyman Fuck you gooo die plzzz
mofunnyman
November 9th, 2011 at 1:04 am
Jesus people I was more grown up than you are now when I was five. Stop acting like you are and act your age. And learn how to spell.
TehCorruption
November 9th, 2011 at 1:43 am
@xPhantomRed Hang yourself.
FUKNBTCH
November 9th, 2011 at 1:49 am
@KawaiiEvoMii bye the way why are u defending cjmdlkr54 is ur little brother ore just because u have no live??
FUKNBTCH
November 9th, 2011 at 2:34 am
@KawaiiEvoMii flipping though y is it then in ur fav’s then u can’t call a woman a douchebag plus ur insult doesn’t mean shit to me cuz I’m dyslexic u cunt.
if u read actuality for the billionth time u fuck up bitch u know that i have an 8 year old brother who has autism u moron.
hsasuke58
November 9th, 2011 at 2:36 am
bitch whore whore your video sucks like you do in real
KawaiiEvoMii
November 9th, 2011 at 3:17 am
@FUKNBTCH More actiwly…? Whut? Did you mean actively? That doesn’t even fucking make sense, douchebag. And who said I was watching it? I was flipping through random videos and came across your shit comment. And I never said I was proud, but… Why the fuck are you watching this, huh? You’re just as guilty. Wow, faggot. Also, its pretty hard to fucking believe that your 20, with your horrible grammar and even worse spelling. Go back to school dumbfuck.
FUKNBTCH
November 9th, 2011 at 3:38 am
@KawaiiEvoMii well If ur ass would read more actiwly them ur know that i shead that it was my baby brother that is 8 and if ur 19 then im amazed that u would be even proud to shay that out loud if ur watching tis kind of kiddy’s stuff wich is clearly stupid and actual looks like it’s been drawn bye a 5 year old be proud cuz i’m just 1 year older then u
ow and i got this name cuz i was pits of at the name checker at the beginning of the account making so flipt and u see it workt
KawaiiEvoMii
November 9th, 2011 at 3:42 am
@FUKNBTCH I’m just gonna refer to you as your username specifies you… OK, Fucking Bitch, since you obviously know what you’re talking about… Lets see you pun me when I say you seem to be the fucking 8 year old. I myself, am 19. What the fuck?! xD You can’t even spell, for fucks sake. Get a life, and stop trying to be cool with your ignorant shit talk, ok? Did ya’ get that all, fuckin’ Bitch?
FUKNBTCH
November 9th, 2011 at 4:11 am
@cjmdlkr54 no u fail cuzz ur an adult watching this cram un like my 8 year old brother who speaks 3 languages aaaa the wonder of lame ppl that don’t have nothing but a virtual and spend there life on facebook and MMORPG and try to be tough and cool wile there face is full of pimples and they have the mind of and 8 year old friend to talk to life and respond to little children comments
KawaiiEvoMii
November 9th, 2011 at 4:33 am
@Kavukamari It looks like a pizza with a screwed up face on it.
Waddles62949
November 9th, 2011 at 5:30 am
I went around my whole school telling this joke. The confused look on people’s faces is more funny than the joke xD.
Waddles62949
November 9th, 2011 at 5:46 am
@yourmotherslover1056 You don’t NEED to get it. Just laugh xD.